Are You Wearing A Helmet? - An Actual Play RPG

Episode S3.5: Makinga Door!

The gang follows up on some leads concerning their latest troubles. It's a tale of questionable interrogation practices, obscure halfling facts, and wattle and daub.

Episode S3.6: The Signal

The gang finally confronts their would be assassins in their own lair. It's a tale of poor planning, volatile chemicals, and of course, even more obscure halfling facts.

Episode S3.7: That’s Mr Plothammer

The gang returns to their lead with some questions and finds a new ally. It's a tale of traitors with old names, a thrilling chase, and new friends with clear directions.

Episode S3.8: Milling About The Riverside

The gang goes mission implausible as the plan an attack on the local thieves guild.  It's a tale of fishing, expert cart driving, and as always, even more obscure halfling facts.

Episode S3.9: A ”Hole” lot of Trouble

The gang continues deeper into the depths of the mill only to discover more even more peril.  It's a tale of navigating tunnels, terrible rolls, and ingenious halfling traps.

Episode S3.10: Not Your Run of the Mill Dungeon

The gang delves into the heart of the Mill's basement.  It's a tale of new rules, product placement, and challenging rope ladders.

Halloween Special 2022

Better late than never, it's Happy Halloween to all our ghoulish listeners! Join us in our annual treat in which our heroes harass an old woman, a halfling is denied a monster girl harem, electrical shocks are administered, and real estate is "acquired".

Episode S3.11: The Call of the Pink Castle

The gang receives a come hither summons to the pink castle. It's a tale of questionable building materials, our love for the state of Florida, and all new and improved halfling lore.

Episode S3.12: Are You Wearing an Apron?

The party finds itself deep within the larder of the Pink Castle's kitchen talking of people, pickles, and pasties. (It's a Michigan meat pie, no really google it.) It's a tale of traps, undead, and cheating the wrong way. 

Episode S3.13: Dancing with the Dead in the Crystal Ballroom

The the gang finds an ominous magic item before entering a strange room filled with armored dead. It's a tale of new loot, accident prone halflings, and not so subtle advertising.